What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

Moons of Uranus surprise scientists in Hubble study - Phys.org

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is it like to experience sleep paralysis?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Is Claude AI better than ChatGPT for Alexa?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

No, not a chance

Why do I feel like I want to suck a big dick after injecting meth?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

Did You Know You Can Plug These 10 Devices Into Your Smart TV's HDMI Port? - MakeUseOf

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

For the first time, an external factor turns a male mammal into a female - EL PAÍS English

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

No go.

WWE Raw results (6/23): Powell's live review of Cody Rhodes vs. Jey Uso in a KOTR semifinal match, Jade Cargill vs. Roxanne Perez in a QOTR semifinal match, Becky Lynch vs. Bayley for the Women's IC Title - Pro Wrestling Dot Net

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

OpenAI reportedly ‘recalibrating’ compensation in response to Meta hires - TechCrunch

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why won't Canada build their own fighter jet?

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Deontay Wilder stops Tyrrell Herndon in dominant return, earns first win in nearly 3 years - Yahoo Sports

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.